Mercury Retrograde Will Debo Your Entire Life.

There. The Internet has given you a definition of the period between August 30th - September 22nd
that's easy for everyone to understand. Nice, sweet and to the point. It doesn't sound too bad huh?... yeah.

This month has brought in a mercury retrograde that's kicking butts and taking names. I don't know about you, but this month's retrograde came in stomping my flowers and kicking over my water buckets. It straight DEBO'd my peaceful life. (WHAT peaceful life???!!!) Like Red in the Five Heartbeats, it held my convictions over the banister and made me repeat it's office hours.

I've already talked to three friends who were ready to end their relationships over communication issues, otherwise known as, "He's making me want to kill him"... So... let the Afro Librarian give you some insight.

August 30- September 22, 2016 has one mission... to teach you the value of sittin daflip down and shutting daflip up! During this time, you MUST think long and hard before speaking, and even longer and harder before acting. But the good news is, if you survive, your relationships will be stronger! Yay! (IF you survive) lol.

So... Here's some books to read while you're sitting daflip down and shutting daflip up! The descriptions aren't mine... they belong to Google Books... but I'm including them so you know what to expect from each book. Enjoy! and remember, STFU!

How to Survive Mercury Retrograde: And Venus and Mars Too. 

Go beyond the fear and negativity of retrograde periods and achieve success. Retrogrades can present unexpected opportunities when you approach them with creativity and patience. How to Survive Mercury Retrograde shows you how to be better prepared for retrograde cycles and handle those areas of life that are most commonly affected. Discover the answers to questions about getting married, accepting a new job, or buying a car during a retrograde period. Explore retrograde survival tips that will help you maintain focus and correct mistakes. Look up your sign and corresponding element to see how you can cope. Whether you are a student of astrology or just someone wanting to know how to survive a retrograde cycle with less stress, this book will help you navigate these challenging astrological periods.

Mercury Retrograde

In Mercury Retrograde, spiritual journalist Pythia Peay unveils the period's deeper meanings. By working with the slower pace of Mercury retrograde, rather than going against it, we can allow ourselves to step outside the narrow framework of our ordinary lives. Rather than push forward, it is a time to retreat, if possible, from the usual harried, hurried way of doing things. 

In a book that includes a Mercury ephemeris and an astrological glossary, Peay traces the history of this powerful concept and illustrates its mythological underpinnings. She offers a practical, incisive analysis of how Mercury retrograde can be a tool for growth and insight into our fast-paced contemporary existence.

Mercury Retrograde: Your Guide to Astrology's Most Precarious Time of Year! 

When the planet Mercury shifts orbit, we experience a few weeks of missed connections and communication breakdowns. Your package never arrives. You sign a contract that turns into a disaster. You may feel it's bad luck. It's Mercury Retrograde and it's happening to everyone, all at the same time. This is a practical workbook with a calendar to make it simple to look up the times when Mercury is retrograde and plan ahead, and a survival guide with techniques to help you sail through these periods. It explains how Mercury Retrograde is a gift to make your life more fulfilling. The golden secret of Mercury Retrograde is a time to review, revisit, re-examine, rethink and reboot.

Now you'll be prepared when mercury retrograde comes at you like... 

Til next time,

Peace and light

The Afro Librarian.